Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

Mrs. Hosier's luck. (P. 29.)

Sam Gompers' romp. (He played polities in Mexico.) (P. 12.)

A " placid, prudent, elderly English gentleman." (P. 7.)

A Governor's son who would " sock " his enemies " in the eyeball." (P. 27.)

A Harvard graduate who sheltered Ludendorff's buddy. (P. 8.)

Premier Mussolini's airy statements. (P. 10.)

The Chinese puzzle. (P. 12.)

Geese and the trouble they cause. (P-2.)

The nation that pricked a bubble. (P. 6.)

"Americanization of Europe." (P. 19.)

Woman's intolerable position. (P. 4.)

The vacation of President Obregon. (P. 12.)

The utter destruction and contempt waiting for those fools who resist Providence. (P. 2.)

The twilight of German universities. (P. 18.)

A great general in a " beer-house brawl." (P. 8.)

The connection between structural altitudes and educational merit. (P. 19.)

Violators of Lady Astor's bill. (P. 8.)

A husband whose necktie lacks orthodoxy. (P. 16.)