After a cursory view of TIME'S summary of events, the Generous Citizen points with pride to:

The largest Harvard pennant seen that day. (P. 24.)

A golfer handsome and lively. (P. 26.)

A reembalmed body. (P. 11.)

Semon--he cannot make all the ice cream, so he makes the best. (P. 18.) The united product of grandparents named McGregor, Lee, O'Brien and Schurz. (P. 5.)

"Bot" Abbott--a man who acts as he looks and looks as he acts. (P. 19.) Music elegant and refined. (P. 16.)

A corpulent, pipe-puffing, kraut-eating Premier. (P. 9.)

A bullfighting President. (P. 9.)

The largest Yale flag ever seen. (P. 24.)

Ichthyologist Breder, young and strong. (P. 17.)

Exeter--famed for her quarterbacks. (P. 19.) Fame, acquired by fearless unorthodoxy. (P. 20.)

The only income tax payer who did not benefit by the 25% reduction. (P. 5.)