"TIME brings all things."

In Jefferson, Wis., one-year-old Rosalena Bauman gave up crying, now whistles when distressed.

Partos

In Manhattan, Dr. Nicholas Partos, chain-store druggist, wealthy manufacturer of chocolate-coated pills, awoke and found a burglar prowling through his Fifth Avenue mansion. The burglar hit Dr. Partos on the head with a piece of iron pipe. Dr. Partos tore off the burglar's mask, chased him downstairs, bashed him repeatedly on the head with his fist. Allowing the burglar to run out of the house, Dr. Partos returned upstairs to reassure Mrs. Partos who observed the burglar fleeing into Central Park. In his haste he had left his coat, hat and shoes in the house, was running madly in his stocking feet.

In 1923 some robbers entered the Partos pantry, ate a box of Dr. Partos' pills, became sick, fled without their booty.

Slips

At Dover, England, one Bourh Tovi, Greek silk and cotton smuggler, fined $500. said he, wore 27 silk slips between his shirt and undershirt because he was cold.

Family

In Atlantic City, a Mrs. Millie Parsio, mother of 13 children, haled her husband Fred into court, charged him with nonsupport. The difficulty: he had eleven children by a former marriage, was earning only $18 per week to keep himself and family of 25 in a five-room house.

Push

In Pittsfield, Mass., three years ago, Rose Messel went to pick blackberries. Her escort, Harold Plant, pushed her off a steam shovel; James P. Mahon and Louis Stasker slashed Harold Plant, were put in prison. Ralph Green and Ralph Thomas later clubbed Harold Plant, claimed that the parents of Rose Messel had urged them to do so. Ralph Green, Ralph Thomas, Rose Messel's father and mother went to prison. Rose Messel's father became insane, was removed to a lunatic asylum. Last week, a cripple, Rose Messel died.

Rats

In Dudley, England, the Town Council learned that shrewd citizens were breeding rats, lopping off their tails, illicitly collecting the town bounty of tuppence per rat.

Meteorite

In Penjinsk, Siberia, a monster meteorite fell, killed 130 reindeer.

Swap

In Ardsley, N. Y., Mrs. Oliver J. Vetiano said she awoke to find, not her husband, but his best friend, John Condon, standing beside her bed. He was dressed in pajamas and said: "It's all right. Don't make a fuss. Your husband and I made a swap. We understand each other." Mrs. Vetiano made a fuss, but not Mrs. Condon.

Slave .

In Griffin, Ga., Harvey Couch returned to his family home, found John Rogers. 91, ex-slave of the Couch family, living on the old plantation. Rogers in 1870 had loaned his bankrupt owners $4 which was repaid him with $139.80.

Bull

In Salamanca, Spain, a bull escaped from the bullring, ran down the street, climbed a flight of winding steps into the City Hall, gored the doorman, stamped on tables and chairs, charged into the street, gored two persons, was killed by a young man who climbed a lamp-post and fell on the bull's neck with a razor.

Check

In Detroit, one Donald Henderson was arrested for passing a worthless check. He had with him a letter of thanks from President Hoover for a raincoat which Donald Henderson, one rainy day during the Golden Jubilee of Light, had removed from his back and loaned to the President.

Healtho

In Columbus, Ohio, over the door of the parsonage of the Antioch Negro Baptist Church, a sign said: ''Healtho, $25,000 bonded product, sold here." Within dozed Andrew Mabe, 83. Law officers arrested him, confiscated seven gallons of booze, a 40-gal. still.

Drunk

In Brooklyn, old, drunken Dennis Eddington appeared in an "L" station, made a speech, said he was an eagle, sang "Sweet Adeline." A train approached the station. Dennis Eddington jumped in front of it. After being run over, he was found by a policeman upside down, his feet caught in the brake rods, his head between the ties, unhurt, still singing.

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